The so called “Jesus” phone, said to save us from Cell Hell. On the contrary, this phone will lead you straight through the fiery pits of pain. Built on speculative platform, and elevated to god-like status through media propaganda, this phone will haunt your nights, and cloud your days. Like any other false prophet, its charm and appearance are mesmerizing, but don’t be fooled by the exterior armour plating, search deeper, and you will find, that what lurks deeper, is the heart beat of pure evil.