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I want my own Red Light district

Posted by: The Source

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The Source
I had a great holiday thank you for asking.

I was totally detached from any news (online and print) and tonight I get back home switch on the TV and I have to see that our lovely government is looking into creating red light districts for 2010 where sex and prostitution will be legal.

I think I should go on holiday again.

Well why don't we create some other districts to accommodate our foreign guest 5 star style. Here are a few I had in mind:

  • Blue Light District - here drugs will be legal
  • Orange Light District - here you will be able to rape legally
  • Rainbow Light District - here you can do whatever you want that is illegal but not covered by the other zones
I want my own district. I want a white light district where I can walk around with my bat and just hit idiots who come up with these stupid laws and suggestions. I will legally bash in the head that doesn't seem to serve any purpose in its current state.

With all of these districts being planned I just have one question.

Did anyone consult with Eskom as to whether they will be able to accommodate the demand in electrisity?

I mean if I am a foreigner walking the streets looking for the red light district during load shedding I will literaly be f*&ked. "Excuse me Sir, how do I get to the red light district. I am not able to follow the direction boards in the dark."

I remember distinctly that Greece made extreme efforts to clear the streets of Athens of prostitutes during the Olimpic Games in 2004. Here in South Africa we are looking at ways to invite them to "safer" havens.

Great plan!!!

Let's show the world that we are not a 3rd world country and a force to be watched. Idiots!

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written by Drifter, July 06, 2008
Pesonally I think the prostitutes will be a lot safer if they're put in legal. managed, regulated brothels as will the clients. Athens didn't do themselves any international favours bty clearing the streets and neither did Sydney when it packed off all the hobos to Surfer's Paradise before the 2000 games
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written by Liquid circle, July 07, 2008
A red light district is a great idea as long as you can control it. Seeing that our government can't control nothing i forsee it to become a heaven for rapist drug sellers and other criminals. Just the place you want to send our tourist to. Viva la chaos! :grin
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written by BRE!, July 07, 2008
Not sure how it would work out, considering HIV issue here. Like, you get vaccinated before you enter the district, against malaria!? :grin

Nice article man.
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written by redsaid, July 07, 2008
But Source, I thought you knew? The entire country has been a 'Rainbow Light district' - where anything illegal goes - for YEARS!!! smilies/smiley.gif

Good ol'e South Africa, where we, the people, live behind bars, while the criminals are free to roam the streets freely...
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written by mysehnsucht, July 08, 2008
Blue Light District - here drugs will be legal

surely you meant this one to be green?
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written by Jozi87, July 08, 2008
I think there is a race between SA's leaders as to who can prove themselves to be the biggest and loudest idiot. If they weren't being serious...it would be funny, but now, its just sad! :sigh

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