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The $ 1 000 000 Sex Tape

In South Africa if you have a sex tape doing the rounds like Joost did, then the people who has the tape in their possession asks for money.  In the US they pay you money if they have your sex tape.

$1 000 000 to be exact!

This is what Vivid Entertainment Group is offering former US Miss California, Carrie Prejean, to get a hold of the distributing rights of the video in their possession.  It is almost like they are inviting celebrities to come forward with their sex tapes and sell it to them.

I recon you probably need some bad publicity to support a price tag like this.  The celebrity needs to be furious over the tape, cal it their biggest mistake ever and only then will people be interested.  Not really, just add the word sex to a topic and it'll sell.  A lot like the urban legend that some guy paid Britney Spears a million dollars to sleep with her - there are still kids who believe that.

Just how big is the porn industry when it comes to celebrities?

In my mind you must be pretty sure that you will make more than $1 000 000 in sales if you are willing to dish it out to get the rights to distribute it - or - you might end up loosing more in court if you get sued for doing it without consent.  Which is it?

In America it sells, on home bottom Joost just got booted from being a presenter at Super Sport and minor interest in a book he wrote.  I am wondering when he started to write this revealing book - before or after the tape made headlines?

This is what Joost should have done:

  • Skip the book
  • Bought the video
  • Made thousands of copies
  • Sold it

I am sure he would have made more money.  Seriously! Who is going to sit and read for 3-4 days about WHY he did it when they can watch a 45 minute video about HOW he did it.

Mmm, I think I am going to create my own sex video as well and hide it for when I am famous.

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written by The Organ Harvester, November 16, 2009
Joost's first print run is near sold I hear. almost 5000 books.

Bulls supporters can read too you know.
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written by AbortRetryFail, November 16, 2009
I wouldn't make a sex video of myself. Wouldnt want to make an a*s of myself on video since I'm no pornstar in the looks and talent/performance area. Most of those "stolen" sex tapes are just plain crap crap anyway. OK, so there's money to be made but it wouldn't be worth the "he really sucks at sex" and "i've seen bigger/better" kinda comments.

And of course, getting on video doing drugs is just plain stupid, not to mention criminal
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written by Dissol, November 16, 2009
I think you miss an important point here... Miss California is probably very attractive, and so some people may want to watch her having sex. Joost on the other hand isn't...and therefore people won't.
It was a desperate move to try to promote his book...but the fact that he denied it for so long, trying to be the victim makes him all the more pathetic. He got caught doing some stupid things, and I would have had more respect for him if he held up his hand at that point and owned up. :zzz
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written by AbortRetryFail, November 16, 2009
Anyone paying for a jumpy, out-of-focus low-res cellphone videoclip of two people humping's a moron.

Most of the time sex is not the same as what one sees in a true porno, where the actors stop and redo if the scene's a dud. Also there are probably at least 5 cameras on any of the real ones.
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written by The Pianist, November 16, 2009
That book sold 5000 copies.... LOL and they were so excited that it sold out. Scaly bastards, they printed only 5000!

I'm going to skip the 'being a pornstar' career move. If you have holes in your socks, you're screwed. And not in a kinky way either.
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written by AbortRetryFail, November 16, 2009
If I was that way inclined and wanted to watch a porno I'd rather spend the money on a professional one than a home-made one, it's more bang for ones buck (pun intended)
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written by Charmed, November 16, 2009
Joost and Amor think they are the Posh & Becks of SA. Seriously they should just crawl into a whole and stay there forever. :x
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written by Dissol, November 16, 2009
@ Charmed; Posh & Becks sicken me enough...and I agree; these 2 are several stages worse (and even less talented, if that were possible!).
:zzz

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